Fans,
It’s just a few short days until the first Pro Wrestling Rampage event of the year.
And what an awesome show it will be, on January 14th, at the Saga Club in Erie!
If you haven’t made plans yet to attend, then get the pebbles out of your salad and make your front row reservations now!
You definitely don’t want to miss this one, daddy-o!
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Fans, what a classic match-up it will be, on Saturday the 14th of January, when newly-crowned PWR Heavyweight Champion “Omega” Aaron Draven defends against former Champion “Luscious” Rocky Reynolds!
Rocky has exercised his rematch clause, and the two superstars will do battle ‘one more time’ for the Championship!
While both are technically savvy wrestlers, Aaron has youth and quickness on his side, while Rocky holds the strength and experience cards.
It’s a bout of strongly contrasting styles, for the top prize.
Will the stamina and energy of Omega win out; or will the tactics and power of the Luscious One prevail?
You simply have to be there for this fight, fans! You have been warned!
I predict that this match will be one for the ages!
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Talk about a dream tag-team, fans.
World-Wide Superstar “The Big Daddy of Destruction” J-Rocc has just recently returned to Pro Wrestling Rampage, and already he’s aligned himself with his former partner, the toughest man in professional wrestling, “The Notorious” Shane Taylor, to reform the ‘Cleveland Mafia!’
These two giants of the ring aren’t wasting any time – they’re challenging current PWR Tag-Team Champions Aces High (the aerodynamic “Spotlight” Marcus Knight and the stealthy Andre Kannan Alexander) on Saturday, January 14th, at the Saga Club in Erie!
Two months ago, J-Rocc and Shane ‘sent a message’ to Marcus, putting him out of action for 45 days. Last month, they devastated a game but overpowered AKA. Now, Shane and J-Rocc want the belts from around Aces High’s waists.
Marcus & AKA have held the PWR Tag-Team Championship proudly, and taken on all comers, for the past 7 months. But can even they withstand the savage assault of a united Cleveland Mafia?
(And if you add that jezebel, Vixen, to the mix; man-oh-man, what a combination!)
Be there, at the Saga Club, on January 14th, to find out how Marcus and Alexander fare!
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The empty spleen known as Scotty Roberts has promised that his Bone Crushers (Sway & Mandingo), the behemoth and monstrous tag-team, will answer the challenge of the scintillating James Santel and the sardonic Jamie Scott on Saturday, January 14th, at the Saga Club. As he’s guaranteed that the response will be memorable!
As you’re aware, fans, Jamie and James have offered to put their career on the lines in February, in a Steel Cage Match, for one more opportunity against the massive Bone Crushers (a team which they’ve been unable to defeat in 5 prior attempts).
That’s right – if Jamie and James lose again, they will be barred for life from Pro Wrestling Rampage!
I can’t even begin to imagine PWR without the former “Chairman of the Board” Jamie Scott! Or without the emerging, extremely talented, fan-favorite James Santel!
I am certainly hoping for the best, but I don’t think this was a wise idea at all, for the talented team of J.S. Squared! The odds are stacked too far against them.
We’ll have to see what Scotty Roberts, the vile waste of humanity (known as the festering scab of professional wrestling), has to say on January 14th – don’t miss it.
And I wonder what Scotty meant, when he sneered and said that “everyone in attendance will clearly understand the Bone Crushers answer on January 14th, even if they don’t open their mouths!”
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Fans, here’s a Commissioner Corner EXCLUSIVE: I’ve decided that on Saturday, January 14th, at the Saga Club in Erie, I’m going to allow both Lumberjack Leroux and current Lake Erie Champion “Black Sheep” Benett Cole to pick each other’s opponents! That’s right; they’ll each be competing in “Pick Your Poison” matches at the next PWR show!
If I know Cole, he’ll try to find the toughest man around, to ‘soften up’ the Lumberjack, so he will be at disadvantage for any future attempts at the Lake Erie Championship. Cole won’t even care if his man wins, just so Lumberjack gets “damaged” in the match.
And if I know the crafty Lumberjack, he’ll devise some way to get further under the skin of the enigmatic Black Sheep!
These two grapplers simply do not like each other – in fact, I’d go as far as to say they despise the air that the other breathes!
What will happen on January 14th? Who will have to face each man?
There’s only one way to find out. Be there, fans! You certainly won’t want to miss this exciting latest chapter in the ongoing feud between the “Man Among Men” Lumberjack Leroux and the sinister powerhouse known as the “Black Sheep” Benett Cole!
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The young stallion known as Joe Rosa has signed a contract with Pro Wrestling Rampage, fans.
And he’s set to appear on January 14th, to compete in his first official match with us.
Rosa has set the world on fire at recent shows, attacking “Omega” Aaron Draven month after month, for no apparent reason.
He’s got the wrestling media buzzing. Will we find out on Saturday the 14th, what Rosa has been planning? What he’s thinking? What his purpose was?
And I have to wonder what Omega’s response will be, if he knows that Rosa will be there in January?
Wow, talk about your explosive possibilities.
Grab your front row seats now, fans!
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Great news, fans!
The one-and-only Brittany Force, certainly one of the top female wrestlers in the entire country, has signed to appear once again, on January 14th, at the Saga Club.
This living legend of ladies’ wrestling is in demand all over the world; but we’ll have her on Saturday the 14th, in Erie!
Don’t miss this opportunity fans!
I wonder who will try to match up with Brittany this time?
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Fans, what did you think of our PWR Christmas Gift to you, this year?
With the help of two men (C.O.O. Dickie Grabbler and Vice-President of Talent Expectations Raul Pervis) we were able to post the entire “Nightmare Before Christmas” match (in which you, the fans, brought the weapons for the combatants to use) on the PWR website!
And what a wild, exciting fight it was – certainly worthy of “match of the year” considerations!
We trust you enjoyed it! J (I know I did!)
And speaking of that match, I have high hopes that both the “Fabulous” John ‘Big League’ McChesney and “Big Time” Bill Collier have fought for the final time.
Despite the fact that every one of their matches over the past year has been incredible and amazing, I am no longer sure that I can guarantee the safety of those in attendance, if these two Superstars ever meet again!
Things just seem to spin out of control, as both John and Bill (two of the greatest, most gifted wrestlers ever, in the history of the sport) blindly attack each other with full-on abandon, just hoping to injure the other one.
They detest each other, and seem to revel in any pain which they can administer to their opponent.
My goodness, if they would ever meet again, could the squared circle even begin to hold the violent explosion which would occur?
I hope we don’t find out on January 14th, fans!
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AN EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT:
Fans, what are you panning on Friday night, January 13th?
Tell you what; our good friends at Bull Shooters have offered to help make it a PWR Weekend!
That’s right; on Saturday night, the 14th, don’t miss the latest PWR Super Show at the Saga in Erie.
But on Friday night, the 13th, from 6pm to 8pm, you can mingle with many of the PWR Superstars, for a “Meet and Greet” at Bull Shooters Bar & Grill (located at 2216 East Lake Road).
And for one night only, our “under 21” fans can attend Bull Shooters, in a special section of the establishment.
This is a fantastic and unique opportunity to talk & mix with the wrestlers of Pro Wrestling Rampage.
Fans I already know attending this huge event will be: Fabulous John McChesney, PWR Heavyweight Champion Omega Aaron Draven, Lumberjack Leroux, One half of the PWR Tag Team Champions AKA, PWR Lake Erie Champion Benett Cole, Jamie Scott and more.
Even the Commish, Dickie Grabbler & Raul “Hollywood La Bamba” Pervis will be there!
Don’t miss this exceptional chance to get to know your favorite Superstar, in a more personal way!
Full kitchen & bar will be open. Come join us for food & drinks (non-alcoholic and alcoholic drinks a-like)
(And mmmm mmmm, the wings at Bull Shooters is great!)
See you there!
Fans,
I truly hope that every single one of you had a fantastic holiday season, with a joyous Christmas and a happy New Year!
As 2012 begins, please plan to spend it with PWR and your favorite superstars of wrestling.
You won’t believe what PWR has planned in the coming months, but I can absolutely tell you that you won’t want to miss it.
Find out why we’re called the “RAMPAGE!”
See you on Saturday night, January 14th, at the Saga Club in Erie, at 7pm, fans!
Until then, rock on with your bad selves, you super freaks!
And remember……
“Let’s Keep It In The Ring!”
Commissioner Michael Roberts
