Commissioner’s Corner
by PWR Commissioner Michael Roberts
August 20th, 2010
COMMISSIONER”S CORNER
Wow, what a rush!
Astonishing events continue to occur in Pro Wrestling Rampage, amazing to even this veteran observer. I honestly don’t know where to even start; there are so many amazing things happening!
PWR is definitely the place to be, for heart-stopping action and startling revelations!
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PWR Fans:
There will be blood!
There will be carnage!
There will be extreme chaos inside an unforgiving steel cage!
Everything is now set for WAR GAMES 2010, on September 11th, at the Cauley auditorium in Erie, Pennsylvania.
Team Freedom, captained by “Chairman of the Board” Jamie Scott, is ready to fight against the twisted villainy of The Foreign Legion, led by the malevolent Sheik Mustafa (who is a 50% owner of Pro Wrestling Rampage).
Scott has recruited a unique cadre of supporters to help his cause, including the Russian Renegade Ivan Radsky (who is a former member of the Sheik’s Legion), the Canadian fan favorite superstar Lumberjack Leroux, and in a surprise move, Sexy Shawn Blaze (who’s returning to PWR, reinstated, after being fired for ‘detrimental conduct’ several months ago).
The Sheik has an entire human arsenal to choose from, but seems to have settled on The Puerto Rican Wrecking Crew (Luis Diamante and Isaac Montana), as well as the incredible power & athleticism of the freakish Noj, the Wild Samoan. Plus, the Sheik also has the skilled Siberian Strangler and his mammoth (almost 7 foot, 350 pound) royal bodyguard, The Capetown Killer, to utilize as needed. [These two wrestlers always seem to be lurking nearby, whenever The Sheik needs them!]
Fans, I’d have to say that the odds are stacked against Team Freedom, especially after The Sheik beat Ivan Radsky at the last PWR event, in a vicious “Russian Chain Match,” to gain the ‘man advantage’ at WAR GAMES.
But if I know Jamie, Lumberjack, Radsky, and Blaze, they will give their all – their very last ounce of blood – to defeat the Foreign Legion on September 11th (a date of which the significance of is not lost on anyone)!
Make sure that you reserve your front row tickets now! (Sept 11th is just around the corner!)
You will definitely want to be at the Cauley Auditorium, to cheer Team Freedom onward, as they struggle valiantly, trapped inside a monstrous 18ft high steel cage, battling the odds and the menacing Foreign Legion!
I usually remain neutral, fans, but this is one time where I will be wearing my ‘red, white, and blue’ and rooting for Jamie, Lumberjack, Radsky, and Blaze!
I simply can’t wait for this once-a-year great match!
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Darn Blam it; Luscious Rocky Reynolds did it to me again, fans!
Now we know why Rocky ‘volunteered’ to defend his PWR Heavyweight Title against Big Time Bill Collier in Tidioute, PA, recently…..He had this all planned!
His henchmen (the Royal Suspects: The Original Wonder Dorian Monroe and the Black Sheep Benett Cole), using ‘the numbers game’ made sure Rocky retained the championship in Tidioute, by interfering blatantly.
Then, Rocky could “get out of” defending his championship on August 14th in Erie against the Fabulous John McChesney, by citing that he already met the “30-day-defence” requirement.
Rocky ‘claimed’ to have been in Hollywood, filming a movie, on the 14th.
He even sent a voice mail from the film set, in which he berated the fans of PWR and Erie fans in particular.
But I’m not too sure this is the real reason? It looks to me like Rocky got a case of the ‘limbertail’ and just wanted to avoid McChesney.
Well, I can tell you that this tactic won’t work on September 11th,, fans. If Rocky doesn’t face Fabulous at the Cauley Auditorium, I will personally strip him of his PWR Heavyweight Championship.
Fans, the last time these two superstars of the squared circle fought (in November of 2009), it was voted the “Match of the Year!”
I expect no less this time, especially with all the marbles on the line!
Be there, on September 11th, and witness PWR history, as Luscious Rocky Reynolds defends the Heavyweight Championship against Fabulous John McChesney!
Whoooooo! I am so excited about this match! (It will definitely be worth the wait!)
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Speaking of John McChesney, the ‘Fabulous One’ managed to earn the PWR Lake Erie Championship at the August show in Erie, from his good friend (and sometimes tag-team partner) the incredible Omega Aaron Draven.
And what a match it was, with both superstars giving it their all, as the fight went to double overtime (with the hundreds of fans in attendance all chanting “5 more minutes, 5 more minutes” every time that the time-limit expired). Fans, if you haven’t, make sure to watch some of the exciting clips from this amazing on the front page of the PWR site.
Omega didn’t have to continue, fans; he could have accepted the ‘draw’ and retained his championship. But being the true competitor that he is, Aaron put it all on the line, and gave a glorious accounting of himself and his remarkable acrobatic skill set.
If you saw the match, then you know what I’m talking about – It was one for the ages!
And if you didn’t, then shame on you…. The like may never be seen again!
Fans, this championship bout could have gone either way, as each warrior kicked out of finishing move after finishing move; but in the end, the fierce Fabulous John McChesney, fighting with a new-found savagery, got the duke over the athletic firestorm known as Omega Aaron Draven, in brutal yet wondrous match.
So now, fans, on September 11th, when John faces Rocky, it’ll be a “Champion v Champion” match! Wow, I am getting Goosebumps.
Who could ask for anything more?!?!?
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Fans, have you ever seen the like?
I mean, this whole cross-dressing ‘switcheroo’ by naughty Nicky Valentino, in order to win the prestigious PWR Ladies Championship.
Like everyone else, I was simply expecting a thrilling match between the dexterous and daring Angel Dust and the enigmatic ring technician Sassy Stephie, for the Ladies Championship.
But when Valentino (dressed as the Spider-Lady) came to ring side, and asked to be included, making it a Triple Threat Match, both Angel and Sassy agreed, being the great sportswomen and competitors that they are.
Little did they know that it was Nicky Valentino, under a full body suit, even wearing a bra!
Valentino, despite spending most of the match sprawled at ringside with an apparent injury, managed to beat both Angel Dust and Sassy Stephie, pulling off the upset victory, and gaining the PWR Ladies Championship belt for himself (which he proudly wore, by the way).
[Valentino even managed to injure a prone, helpless Sassy after the match ended!]
Well, I know what you’re thinking: How can a male win the Ladies Championship?
Well, unfortunately, the PWR bi-laws don’t specify the sex of the competitor.
Much in the same way that the rules don’t say that only men can compete for the PWR Heavyweight Championship.
It’s simply assumed. So, Nicky found his loophole!
What’s going to happen next in this unique saga?
Well, one thing I know is that Angel Dust (who’s furious right now) has demanded an opportunity to regain her championship on September 11th.
And I’ve granted it! I’ll tell you what, fans, Angel Dust is definitely not afraid to face Valentino.
I, for one, think that their match on September 11th will be awesome!
Be there!
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Fans, the madness between the Big Daddy of Destruction J-Rocc and the Notorious Shane Taylor simply will not end!
Shane is still furious over having his head shaved, and J-Rocc has not given him a moments peace about it since, continually taunting the immense destructive force!
[Shane’s rage and primal energy was felt early, when he destroyed both the electric Anthony Kannan Alexander and the athletic Stupendous James Santel right in the middle of their match; they each had to be assisted to the back and received extensive medical attention.]
But fans, what a fight it was on August 14th, when J-Rocc teamed up with Big Time Bill Collier to face Shane and the powerful Black Sheep, Benett Cole!
It was pure physicality! The ring moved! Boards cracked! Thunder was heard during this amazing match, fans!
I still shuddering at the force exhibited in this brawl!
But I have to continually ask, when will the bitterness end for these two behemoths?
When will Shane and J-Rocc finally put the hatred to rest?
If this grudge between them doesn’t stop soon, I fear for everyone’s safety!
The “bad blood” between these two powerhouses may be flowing across the arena floor!
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I was really impressed with the fight between Sensational Seth Allen and the Steel City Prodigy Ryan Mitchell at the August PWR show in Erie.
These two young lions matched each other, hold for hold, for nearly 15 minutes.
It was a fast-paced spectacle, as the energetic and powerful Mitchell pulled off amazing move after amazing move, while the wily Allen demonstrated his ring savvy and technical skill.
I’ll tell you what: I’d love to see these two grapplers go at it again! What do you think, fans?
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At this time, PWR would like to thank the Rocket, Star 104, and the Fan radio stations in Erie for their support!
We appreciate the partnership. Rock and Wrestling – they definitely seem to go together!
Additionally, it was great to see former PWR superstar Ravage Ryan Miller sitting in attendance at August’s event.
“You looked good, Ryan!”
Until then,
“Let’s Keep It In The Ring!”
— Commissioner Roberts
