by PWR Commissioner Michael Roberts
October 4th, 2011
Commissioner’s Corner
by Mike Roberts, Pro Wrestling Rampage
MAYHEM!
Saturday, September 24th was pure mayhem!
What a night of Chaos & Carnage we had!
Incredible athleticism, surprise impacts, wild action, barbaric butchery, and extreme feats of unbelievable craziness.
Truly a night to remember!
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The evening began with a shocker, when Lumberjack Leroux was unable to compete against the “Black Sheep” Benett Cole, due to the PWR doctors not medically clearing “The Man Among Men” for action, because of the multiple concussions he received last month, at the hands of Cole, when Lumberjack was hit with the Lake Erie Championship Belt, time after time, until he fell unconscious.
It’s true that Cole successfully defended his title on the 24th, against a valiant but overmatched Twisted Troy Matthews. But that’s not enough, fans.
Cole may think that he’s got the upper hand, after his heinous actions against Lumberjack, but he’ll have another think coming on Saturday, October 15th, at the Saga Club in Erie.
I’ve ruled that Lumberjack will get another opportunity to gain the prestigious Lake Erie Championship against Black Sheep;
And it’s going to be in a style of fighting which Lumberjack has never been defeated in: A Lumberjack Match!
That’s right, fans:
The outside of the ring will be lined with the friends and allies of each competitor. And whenever someone is thrown out of the ring, they become “fair game” to whoever is around.
If you’ve never seen a “Lumberjack” match, ensure that you reserve your front row tickets now.
There’s nothing like seeing the anarchy in person!
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As much as I personally dislike Mr. Cole, I do have to respect his wrestling skills.
He’s won the time-honored Lake Erie Championship and hasn’t looked back since.
In fact, in the past year, the “Black Sheep” of PWR has become quite a warrior.
And as a warrior of the ring, he was recently recognized by the Hollywood community and cast in the new film “Warrior” (which also stars Tom Hardy, Joel Edgerton, Nick Nolte, Jennifer Morrison & Kurt Angle).
Produced by Lionsgate Films, Warrior (about an MMA tournament) is currently in theatres, and is highly recommended by the critics.
Let me know what you think!
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Wow, fans!
Those of you in attendance at our last show know what I’m talking about!
What an incredible Ladder Match we had, between current PWR champion “Luscious” Rocky Reynolds and #1 contender, the illuminating “Omega” Aaron Draven.
It was a slobber-knocker, with incredible and brutal physicality – neither man will ever be same again!
Both wrestlers gave it their all, fighting not only each other, but the twisted, unforgiving steel of multiple ladders, as the championship belt hung high over their heads.
It was give & take, with neither combatant granting any quarter, in this savage encounter.
That is, until the Black Sheep got involved and helped to slam Omega right through a wooden table, allowing his friend and partner Rocky to retain the gold.
Unfortunately, this “aiding and abetting” was perfectly ‘legal’ due to the type of match they were in, but it was hardly sporting.
I’m sure Aaron will have something to say about this turn of events. Something violent and vicious, I would assume.
Still, fans, until then and for the record, “Luscious” Rocky Reynolds remains YOUR PWR HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
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There was an unbelievable main event in Girard, between “Big Time” Bill Collier and the “Fabulous” John ‘Big League’ McChesney.
Just utterly amazing.
These two men absolutely detest each other, and they finally got the opportunity to go one on one.
Fans, let me assure you, this bout did not disappoint anyone in attendance!
It was toe-to-toe, back and forth, with each fighter giving the other their best shots!
It could have gone either way, it was that close, but in the end, the Fabulous One earned the duke.
But believe-you-me, this feud isn’t over yet. After the match, while John celebrated, Bill struck him from behind, like coiled cobra, unleashing his full fury.
Needless to say, John wants another shot at Big Time.
And fans, I think EVERYONE wants to see more action between these two stalwarts of the squared circle.
So, as your Commissioner, I’ve ordered a very special grudge match for Saturday, October 15th, at the Saga Club in Erie.
“Luscious” Rocky Reynolds teaming with “Big Time” Bill Collier to take on the ERIE ELITE (“Fabulous” John McChesney and “Omega” Aaron Draven).
WOW!
It doesn’t get any better than this, fans! Be there; you have been warned!
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The “Notorious” Shane Taylor continued his streak against a game and spirited Jimmi “The Flying Hippie,” who tried to take it to the behemoth of PWR. Jimmy fought valiantly, but his unique offensive efforts were just not enough to take down the massive powerhouse known as Shane!
And to make matters worse, the demonic Shane has a new manager with him – the enigmatic Dylan!
Who can stop this monster now?!?!?
Who, if anyone, will step up to ‘try this terrible task’ on Saturday, October 15th, at the Saga Club?
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It was close, but ACES HIGH (the “Spotlight” Marcus Knight and AKA) somehow managed to retain their PWR Tag-Team Championships against surprise opponents “Sexy” Shawn Blaze and “Sensational” Seth Allen, the BROSKI EXPRESS.
The returning Blaze & Allen seemed to dominate much of the match, using their experience and ring savvy to stay one step ahead of the champions, taking them to the limit.
But Knight and AKA hung in there, and finally saw an opportunity for a quick roll up victory, and took it!
What a fight!
This match truly shows what PWR is all about!
Who will be the next opponent for ACES HIGH?
Let me tell you, the grapplers are lining up for the opportunity at the esteemed PWR Tag Team Championships.
Be there, at the Saga Club in Erie, on Saturday the 15th of October, to find out “who’s next!”
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Oh my god, what a devastating clothesline the powerful princess known as Brittany Force landed on Dylan, at the start of their Triple Threat Match (which also involved the astounding Angel Dust). However, I have to hand it to Dylan; it took a moment, but she got up from the blow and jumped right back into 3-way action, before finally being eliminated by Angel Dust.
After that, Brittany Force and Angel Dust finished the memorable, hard-hitting bout one-on-one, with Brittany finally getting the exhausting victory over the high-flying Angel Dust.
What a contest!
Fans, I have to hand it to Brittany. She’s guaranteed that she won’t lose a match all year; and so far she’s kept her word.
However, there are wrestlers from all over the world ready to enter the PWR Ladies Division.
Who will Brittany’s next opponent be?
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Those damn Bone Crushers! Damn them straight to hell! And that devious manager of theirs, the obfuscating Scotty Roberts, as well!
First, they eliminated James Santel – one of PWRs fresh “up and comers” – before the scheduled tag-team match even started.
Then, when Jamie Scott managed to entice his lifelong friend, the one-and-only Fabulous John McChesney to join him as a tag partner, Roberts and the Bone Crushers used every method in the book to cheat, swindle, bamboozle, and defraud the ref, during the match.
But why? Why? These two powerhouses, known collectively as the Bone Crushers, have all the strength and skills needed to dominate this business….. Why do they have to resort to nefarious tactics during their matches? It’s almost like they enjoy hurting people! And why are they aligned with the ne’er do well Scotty Roberts?!?
And then, to top it all off, when the match was officially over, the Bone Crushers continued to pound on a defenseless and prone Scott, completely crushing his skull.
Well, I for one have had just about enough of Roberts and his Brawling Bookend Bruisers.
That’s right; I’m granting Jamie Scott and James Santel another opportunity to face their tormentors, on Saturday, October 15th, at the Saga Club in Erie.
Protest all you want, Scotty Roberts. You can “take it to the board” for all I care.
Your Bone Crushers will have to face the righteous wrath of Santel and Scott on October 15th.
I can’t wait! This one is sure to blow the barnacles off of the roof!
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Wow, how awesome was the free PWR Promotional DVD giveaway at the September PWR event. This astonishing video features selected matches from through the entire history of PWR, as “called” by the stylistic Jamie Scott, the sinister Hollywood Raul Purvis & a ladies match featuring yours truly (smart man huh?). And the DVD also contains two “must see” music videos, which the wrestling world will be talking about for years!
Fans, if you were not in attendance, you missed out on receive such an amazing nostalgic piece of PWR history on DVD for the first time. Way to go Grabbler Productions!
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PWR would also like to thank St. John’s Banquet & Conference Center in Girard for hosting Pro Wrestling Rampage in September.
It was a packed house, with lots of new fans in attendance. We look forward to returning for more “mat action” in the near future, in Girard!
Until then, in October, fans, please join us for a Super Show at the Saga Club of Erie, on October 15th, at 7pm.
Be sure to invite all of your friends, co-workers, school mates, and neighbors to the event.
Let’s fill the house, and make some noise!
“Do you wanna hear it fans?”
I simply can not wait until October 15th!
But until then, be sure to Join the PWR Revolution. And…..
“Let’s Keep It In The Ring!”
— PWR Commissioner Michael Roberts
